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Quandale Dingle — Dream Diss track
Artist: → Quandale Dingle
Quandale Dingle — Dream Diss track — lyrics
Greetings! quandale dingle here
My cousin, henry bartholomew dinglenut, got arrested for putting a tnt in a daycare center
I put a camera in joe biden’s bathroom and watched him take a poop
My asian brother, quanlingling dingle, put illegal substances in my ramen and i died
I put bugspray in my little brother’s, quavante zingleton’s, eye
I smacked my sister that has tourettes because she called me a bad word
My goofy ahh uncle karate chopped my grandpa’s broken knee
And hе got turned into a pretzel
Hеy! quandale dingle here again
I’ve appprehended in india for carrying out multiple fradulent amazon and microsoft refund support calls
My friend, juandale pringle, also passed away next week due to heart failure
Anyways, i will be escaping prison again, may 2nd, with my cell boyfriend brownie rim junior
And i will be at the nearest mcdonalds signing autographs
It’s me, quandale dingle’s pharmacist here
I am injecting aids into his ballsack, he is growing stronger
Meanwhile my goofy ahh uncle is still trying to rape me, i am plotting revenge at this moment
What’s up guys, albert fingernoodle here
I farted in my grandpa’s breathing machine, and his lungs turned black
I am currently on the run after committing multiple felonies at a gated community
My buddy, kevin barnacle jones, tried to kiss me on the lips while i was sleeping
And i punched him in the nose
My friend, bingleton coochiesmith, scratched my doo-doo hole and he won’t stop sniffing his finger
I put this goofy ahh baby i found in the microwave for seven minutes, until it went boom, then i fed it to my dog
A homeless man approached me and asked for a dollar so i kicked him in the head, he fell asleep in the middle of the street
And was ran over by a steam roller
Hey! quandale dingle here
My lactose intolerant dog pooped all over my house after drinking all my milk
My grandma was locked in an elevator on september 11th
I got a rash on my butt after sitting down on in ant pile
My sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed
Hey guys, quandale dingle here
My mother, darleen dingle, passed away because i put a perc ninety ultra in her kool-aid
My brother, jeffery arnold lantham andrew higgleson v, got hit by a car going five miles an hour
My brother, jonathan cartwheel fruitloop iii, got arrested for distributing minor’s nudes
My uncle’s boyfriend, steve tarnation, peeked in on me while i was in the shower
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