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Jazz Platt — Man’s not propelled by gravy
Artist: → Jazz Platt
Jazz Platt — Man’s not propelled by gravy — lyrics
Ha Ha Ha
I’m driving in my Ferrari two seater
I met a jazzy dude, his name was peter
His shirt was sharp, he hair was wavy
He said, «man’s not propelled by gravy.»
Peter took me to his favourite disco
He said, «Don’t try to sell me Bisto!»
I said, «do you think I would»
He said, «well, maybe…»
I said, «I know that man’s not propelled by gravy.»
Peter said, «Im not being rude, but in your pocket, is that an oxo cube?»
I said, «If it was, would you really hate me?»
He said, «No! But serious, man’s not propelled by gravy!»
Gravy
Gravy
Peter said, «Im not in to heavy metal.»
I said, «hang on! I’ll just pour my kettlе
I know all the things you told me lately
But I need to finе out
For my self, if man
Is man propelled by gravy
Gravy
Gravy
Gravy
Maybe it would take Paul Daniels
To move a man with gravy granules
I think it might take the rock
To move a man with chicken stock, (or beef stock)
I said, «hang on»
Gravy
«don’t try to sell me Bisto»
Gravy
Gravy
Tik, tok
Gravy…
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