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Funk Turkey — Big Mandalorian Iron
Artist: → Funk Turkey
Funk Turkey — Big Mandalorian Iron — lyrics
From a planet they call Mandalore
Came a stranger one fine day
Never lifted up his helmet
Never had too much to say
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For that Mandalorian
Had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip…
When he landed on Navarro
He was looking for some work
He met up with ol Greef Karga
Who told him with a smirk
You’re the best one in the Parsec
That’s the whisper from each lip
Now I’ve got business for the Mando
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip…
In this town there was a bounty
That was strictly off the book
Many men had tried to claim it
But none had just what it took
And the client was Imperial
And the bounty was bizarre
But the Mando took the job
Because they paid him with Beskar
They paid him with Beskar…
So the Mando took the payment
And the little tracking fob
Climbed aboard his trusty starship
And flew off for the job
Well he landed on Arvala
And he learned to ride a Blurrg
And he rode off for the bounty
With his mind upon his work
His mind upon his work…
Well the bad men in the compound
Numbered fifty maybe more
But he partnered with a bounty droid
And evened up the score
Then he found a baby Yoda
Shot the droid right in the head
For it tried to harm the baby
But the droid just wound up dead
The droid just wound up dead…
So he took the baby Yoda
All the way back to his ship
But the Jawas they had raided it
And given him the slip
So he bargained with the Jawas
And a Mudhorn he did slay
Took that egg back to the Jawas
And then went about his way
He went about his way…
When he took his Bounty in that day
He didn’t feel quite right
With his shiny Beskar armour
He went looking for a fight
And the stormtroopers were many
But a laser fairly ripped
And the Whistling Birds were deadly
Like the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip…
Now the Mando saved the baby
And he made a quick escape
Many hunters tried to take him since
And many met their fate
So if you want to go on living, friend
Don’t make that fatal slip
And take the bounty on the Mando
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip…
Big iron
Big iron
Don’t you try to match the Mando
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
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