Tricky Mac & Benny T — Fuck Having Kids

Artist: → Tricky Mac & Benny T

Tricky Mac & Benny T — Fuck Having Kids — lyrics

{verse one: tricky mac}
Having a kid would make me so unhappy
Couldn’t think of nothing worse than changing a nappy
If i want something shitting on my floor i’ll get a staffy
If i want someone munting on my clothes i’ve got my girlfriend
And if one day, i stuffed her in the muff
And then it turned out she was up the duff
I’d do the following, do it without forcing
But i’d maybe hint, get an abortion?
Tammy hembrow makes being a mum look fun
But that’s coz, she’s a fucking millionaire and you’re not
Good luck paying for child care and a cot
You won’t have any cash to spare to buy pot
What, the fuck are you thinking
If you get preggas that’s nine months without drinking
Plus all the extra costs you’ll be paying
Those are the reasons that i’m saying

{hook: tricky mac}
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids!

{verse two: tricky mac}
The only time i’m playing here comes the aeroplane
Is with myself and a spoon and a bump of cocaine
Don’t have the ability for responsibility
Rather do ketamine for the tranquility
I know giving birth is beautiful and all that shit
But i don’t wanna touch my kid’s head when i fuck you with my dick
You used to be tight girl, i loved how it fit
Now you’re wide like steve harmison’s first ball in ’06
And as life goes on there’s a lot to ponder
Would i rather a daughter or doughies in my honda
According to my mum and my dad
Having kids was the worst idea they ever had
So should i carry on a life of benders and deals?
Or should i start planning my gender reveal
Just thinking about it is stressing me out
Just thinking about it makes me wanna shout

{hook: tricky mac}
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids! i just wanna do skids!
Fuck having kids!

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