
Artist: → Toby Fox
{KC GREEN, spoken}:
Hey, kids! This is KC Green, and it’s time for the gunshow sing-along show! I hope you all have got your faces ready for this sing-along tune here! Let’s go!
{KC GREEN & TOBY FOX}:
I’m havin’ a baby, and the baby is you
I’m havin’ a baby, and the baby is true
Greetings Andrew Hussie, this is Radiation
How high do you have to be?
(spoken)
Pretty goddamn high.
{JOHN}:
Havin’ a baby and the baby is you, (is you)
Havin’ a baby, and the baby is true (is truuu-ue)
{DAVE}:
Ohhh, I’m havin’ a baby
And it’s gonna be awesome when I have a baby
{DAVE, spoken}:
Oh my god, it’s happening! I’m havin’ a baby, I’m havin’ this baby right now, all over your face…
{KARKAT, spoken}:
Push! Push!
(cacophony)
{ROSE, spoken}:
I came-
{DAVE, spoken}:
John…it’s beautiful…it’s beautiful, John, you’re a beautiful baby, you’re a beautiful baby…
{JOHN, spoken}: I love being your baby.
{DAVE, spoken}:
And we all lived happily ever after.
{ROSE, spoken}:
I came-
I came as fast as I could.
{TOBY FOX, spoken}:
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{SWEET BRO?, spoken}:
Who would even write this conksuck song, anyway?
IMMIGRANTS?