Artist: → SMG4
Meggy
Alright! let’s do this! here’s my case! you claim my clients are a vicious race! your honour, you’ll find they’re not so insidious, but just a group of loveable idiots!
Lawyer kong
Hold it! don’t give me your lecture! your argument here is pure conjecture! the defendants are vile and all doubt insane! they’re small leeches who’ll bring a world of pain!
Smg4
No, that’s wrong! we fulfil dreams! we bring a smile with the magic of memes! it’s all about love with our wholesome show, whеre you can be assaulted by thе teletubby po!
Mario
Ok, sometimes we break the law, but that’s an insignificant little flaw! our mission is to laugh, enjoy and inspire, just ignore the things that we set on fire!
Lawyer kong
Heh, this is the end, it seems, ’cause your team’s flimsy schemes are through! your antics are too extreme!
Meggy
Objection! violence, separation! non-negotiation, is this segregation peace for our nation?
Smg4
You guys bring peace? don’t give me that crock! sure you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Mario
Our only crimes? we saved the earth a buncha times!
Meggy
From eldritch incantations, greedy expectations, hate, love and rejection! objection!
Lawyer kong
Don’t get cocky, you haven’t won yet! i haven’t even broken a sweat! you’ll be banned, just as planned! witnesses, to the stand!
Luigi
You make us look so stupid and dense! none of what we do makes any sense!
Shroomy
So what? it’s about having tons of fun! your neutral special can be a gun!
Bob
Bro, your vids aren’t even funny! i bet you’re doing this all for the money!
Smg3
Shut up, no one asked for your opinion! l + ratio + you look like a minion!
Boopkins
I’m sorry, but i got a confession. all your arcs always give me depression!
Melony
It’s okay! we may woe, but we develop, love and grow!
Karen
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting? it’s hard enough already existing!
Meggy
Alright, you’ve heard their plea! they’re innocent! so, if you please, let them all go free!
Lawyer kong
Objection! time to stop this persistent sinning! i’ve been winning from the very beginning! it’s no use with your whinging and cringing, ‘cause the use of mario is copyright infringing!
Smg4
No!! please, i don’t wanna be exiled! i was just a naive, stupid little child!
Walter white luigi
Oh sir, you deserve this mockery. can’t be original, or high quality?
Lawyer kong
Here, we sentence you for robbery of our intellectual property!
Meggy
Objection! halt with your elation, and your litigations! parody citation refutes these actions! fair use states a parody of a style can hold water within a courtroom trial!
Smg4
Our mario’s all silly and dull! ip robbery is therefore null!
Meggy
Stupid limitations, fun exaggerations, proving their protection! objection!
Mario
Whatcha gonna do? i’m not your hero! i’m just a dumbass with an iq of zero
Everyone
There’s no escape, you dumb ape!
Lawyer kong
Wait, no! you can’t possibly agree! these three don’t even have a degree!
Smg4
Whoops, sorry, time’s up, ya clown! it’s time for the judge to hand a verdict down!
Judge kirby
I gotta thank you all! now i can clearly see! i, judge kirby, hereby decree that i find the defendant to be not guilty!