
Artist: → Slum
{Intro: sLum}
I woke up this morning
Smoked a blunt ate some pizza
Then I remembered
I’m the fucking president!
{Verse 1: sLum}
Welcome back, ‘nother hour of sLum raps
Feel so good every time when I come back
Like a pizza box, I got some shit to unpack
Hit the game hard with nothing but love taps
A presidential run should be a young man’s game
Fuck these old bastards with they dumb ass names
Donald Trump, Joe Biden.. man fuck that
Everything they fuckin say is nothing but wack
We need somebody who is with the times
Fuck thesе old dudes, they just hypnotize
With sLummy boy in officе, Karens bitch and cry
A young rapper from the sLums here to fix ya lives (ay)
{Interlude: peekies}
Boy: ayy cabron
Peekies: who are you… man?
Boy: cabron. lojtar, lojtar, give!
Peekies: are you the real chexicanmexican?
Boy: you fucking racist bitch you cannot say that
{Verse 2: sLum}
SLum is the man, my run intact
Met with ya bitch, hit from the back
Enough of that, bouta go outside get me a sammich
SLummy boy still in the hood? just imagine
But while I’m in office, ain’t nobody famished
I’m just here making sure everyone active
So all of their money is blue like Aladdin (uh, yeah)
{Outro: sLayboi karter}
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat
Fuckin yo bitch on beat