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Cold Ones — Don’t Watch Mr. Beast
Artist: → Cold Ones
Cold Ones — Don’t Watch Mr. Beast — lyrics
{Verse 1}
Mr. Beast, what does he teach?
Blasphemy and greed
A YouTube star, millions of views
But tell me: what would Jesus do?
You see, he’s not a Christian channel
Does he like the number of Man?
I’ll bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo
{Chorus}
So please heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
{Verse 2}
The fact that “Beast” is in his name
Is an affront to God for shame!
I’ll not have any child of mine
Worshipping the beast, NO!
Here I draw the line
{Chorus}
You must heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Fathеr knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
{Verse 3}
Plеase stop asking to have Mr. Beast Burger for dinner
I make great healthy vegan burgers (yum, yum!)
Stop saying you wish your dad was Chris the Meme God
Your real father, David, is a plumber
And someone to be looked up to
Because he makes a difference in society
{Chorus}
Son, you need to heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
{Outro}
Don’t watch Mr. Beast!
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