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Aaron Fraser-Nash. — Sonic vs Mario
Artist: → Aaron Fraser-Nash.
Aaron Fraser-Nash. — Sonic vs Mario — lyrics
{sonic}
I’m battling mario, so i gotta go slow
I’d hate for you to miss me roasting you
Your games are all the same saving princess peach
I hate to say it but she’s just not that into you
Who gets kidnapped 23 times without a clue?
Mario, she’s having an affair dude
I mean come one who would most chose?
Big king bowser, or well you?
Think of all the times you been played you’re a loser
Even your mushrooms tell you to get a life
You’re lost tried being a ref, doctor etc
But the only thing you’re master of is pipe
And you’re only fun when you’re mushroom high
I’d rather be friends with toad cus he’s a fungi
I got those speedy jabs, quick kicks you want more
You’ll be feeling like yoshi, dino sore
Sonic chorus —
Goomba’s moving like roombas how will i ever evade
The mushroom kingdom and sewer systems, don’t compare to green hills landscape
I was told i should be afraid of attacking him
But i got a lot of experience fighting fat mustached men
Mario chorus —
I’ma battle this a hedgehog
I’ma throwa some a shade
Cos i still get a paid and i still get a played
Sonic you should be very afraid a
I’m a good at fixing a pipes
Peach will a be a my wife a
All you do a is run, yea your games no a fun
Now it’s time for our worlds to collide a
{mario}
So you wanna fight, gonna need some bandages
Forget the bricks, i’m giving knuckle a sandwiches!
I popped a shroom so i know i’ll handle this
I’ll bust you open while your image languishes
Your eyes are crazy, do you see in widescreen?
And lay off peach, harvey weinstein!
I guess the gloves are for awful hygiene
So take a step back, you have covid-19?
You love the speed, do you take narcotics?
I respect the law, stick to gin and sonics
A mutant freak, anthropomorphic
You lost your way, but i’m still iconic
So try to fight me, the wins a pipe dream
Your only run… the early a nineties
It don’t surprise me that your titles stink
Are you sure you weren’t collecting onion rings?
Sonic chorus —
Goomba’s moving like roombas how will i ever evade
The mushroom kingdom and sewer systems, don’t compare to green hills landscape
I was told i should be afraid of attacking him
But i got a lot of experience fighting fat mustached men
Mario chorus —
I’ma battle this a hedgehog
I’ma throwa some a shade
Cos i still get a paid and i still get a played
Sonic you should be very afraid a
I’m a good at fixing a pipes
Peach will a be a my wife a
All you do a is run, yea your games no a fun
Now it’s time for our worlds to collide a
{sonic}
You didn’t mention my movie, i’m not surprised
And not cus it sold well, worldwide
But because you made a little movie too!
It’s soo bad people walked out halfway through
{mario}
You did a movie, too late to save ya
I’ll stick to consoles, i’m not a faker
You know i’m the only true record-breaker
But your sequels all flopped, nearly crippled sega
{sonic}
You’re dissing my maker sega, when you were
Firstly, just a donkey kong character
I’d rather get opinions of luigi your bro
You won’t get this joke, it’s a meme mario!
{mario}
So you’re bringing up memes, gonna get the stash out
You’re blowing up the web i think it’s time to tapped out
You know without me, there’d be no you
Just a fidget spinning freak wearing dorothy’s shoes
{sonic}
You’re still pumping out games like you’re desperate for dough
You’re soo dated your favorite search engine’s yahoo!
Slow psychically and mentally the teachers couldn’t teach
Next, you’ll attack trump cus you heard he was in peach
{mario}
I think your franchise should be abandoned
Your titles are as bad as your anime fandom
I’m busy busting bricks with my own two fists
You know your spines ain’t sharp but you’re still a prick
Sonic chorus
Goomba’s moving like roombas how will i ever evade
The mushroom kingdom and sewer systems, don’t compare to green hill’s landscape
I was told i should be afraid of attacking him
But i got a lot of experience fighting fat mustached men
Mario chorus —
I’ma battle this a hedgehog
I’ma throwa some a shade
Cos i still get a paid and i still get a played
Sonic you should be very afraid a
I’m a good at fixing a pipes
Peach will a be a my wife a
All you do a is run, yea your games no a fun
Now it’s time for our worlds to collide a
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